Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel-
So let's eat beans for every meal!
Not a great thing to wake up to, especially because I was on the top bunk of my bed, so she was eye-level. She's been reciting that pretty often since, although today we were taking an afternoon nap in a pile on my grandfather's bed, and she sleepily condensed it to
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel-
So let's eat beans for every meal!
Not a great thing to wake up to, especially because I was on the top bunk of my bed, so she was eye-level. She's been reciting that pretty often since, although today we were taking an afternoon nap in a pile on my grandfather's bed, and she sleepily condensed it to
Beans, beans, good for heart,
more eat, more fart
eat beans.
more eat, more fart
eat beans.
In the event that she has children, I am never, ever going to take care of them for her. I wouldn't want that woman's offspring in my house, thank you very much.
Although I did kind of get her back. I sang Tiny Tim's Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight until, when I reached the bit that says "Things that bother you, never bother me!" for around the fifteenth time, she said, "LIKE THAT SONG!"
Although I did kind of get her back. I sang Tiny Tim's Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight until, when I reached the bit that says "Things that bother you, never bother me!" for around the fifteenth time, she said, "LIKE THAT SONG!"
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