Two days before Christmas: shopping malls are stuffed, roads are stuffed, toy shops are stuffed with lazy parents, parking lots are stuffed, turkeys are stuffed- in short, the population appears to have spontaneously duplicated and then proceeded to crawl out of their hidey-holes and plug up the city, compulsively buying, buying, buying!
They are expected to go back to where they came from tomorrow, and then spontaneously combust on the 25th. Look forward to fireworks.
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