The city (Mexico City, if you're too lazy to read my brief profile- but "the city" has a certain ring to it) has reportedly been besieged by fuzzy animals who seek revenge on the human race for all its cruelties. The Apocalypse approaches: be prepared.
No, really. A lemur climbed onto a bus and bit the driver's daughter.
UPDATE: False alarm. It was just a kinkajou (Paris Hilton had one once, and it bit her. But maybe that's just coincidence- if I were the kinkajou, I most certainly wouldn't pass the chance to draw blood from her with my little fangs, especially if she had named me "Baby Luv". Although, then again, she might decide I'd look better as a handbag).
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